On computer people…
“Computer people love computer problems, regardless of how much they may complain about them.”
- pfannenstein
Consequential Details
On Saxophone…
“He was probably the best saxophone player I’ve ever heard.”
“Whoa, better than Kenny G?”
On cell phones…
“Your phone has Voice Immodulation Disorder.”
On email font preferences…
“What?! Comic Sans is my favorite.”
On holiday food…
“Heather’s family is way into ham.”